I honestly fail to see the problem with this

Apparently, burning the bodies of Taliban fighters is a taboo thing. I ask: Why shouldn't we desecrate the dead of these vile people? Hell, parade the bodies around town! Festoon them with Big Mac wrappers and plant an American flag in their torsoes, rightfully designating them as our conquered property. An Israeli flag would be even more fun, but that could be construed as going too far. At very least, we should flush a few Korans down the toilet, and then decapitate the captives in the fashion of which they are most fond.

If only...